Oh, no! Another meme!

My lovely wife has tagged me with this one. These types of memes I usually classify as "Austin Powers" ("It's not my bag, baby!") I will comply however because she needs the traffic to incent her to blog more and, um, I know what's good for me. :o) If you want to play link back to Les and answer the following in one word answers (ah, now we see the hard part!)

1. Where is your cell phone? Desk
2. Where is your significant other? Office
3. Your Mother? Friend
4. Your father? Hero
5. Your favorite thing? Mountains
6. Your dream last night? Work
7. Your favorite drink? Margaritas
8. Your dream/goal? Colorado
9. The room you're in? Office
10. Your fear? Irrelevancy
11. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Colorado
12. Where were you last night? Home
13. What you're not? Heroic
14. Sandwich? Reuben
15. One of your wish list items? Himalayas
16. Where you grew up? Colorado
17. The last thing you did? Volunteered
18. What are you wearing? Shorts
19. Your TV? TV?
20. Your pets? None
21. Your computer? Which?
22. Your life? Ongoing
23. Your mood? Mellow
24. Missing someone? John
25. Your car? Dakota
26. Jewelry you're wearing? Ring
27. Favorite Place to eat? Domenico's
28. Your summer? Work
29. Like someone? Many
30. Your favorite color? Turquoise
    
31. When is the last time you laughed? Yesterday
32. Breakfast today? Breakfast?
33. Last time you cried so hard you couldn't stop? Dunno
34. Texas Polygamy case? Whatever
35. Weather now? HUMID
36. Your first love? Mary
37. Your first kiss? Cousin
38. Sex? Here?
39. Favorite Spectator sport? Darts
40. What scared you last? Gasoline
41. Favorite clothing? Polos
42. Love or Like? Love
43. Presidential Election? Again?
44. Favorite number? 00000111
45. Best TV Show? Futurama
46. Last movie you saw? Snatch
47. First time you smoked? Which?
48. Spare time spent? Computtering
49. Leader or follower? Follower